Can your boobs save a life,or from breaking a limb?

I learnt last night that there actually is ONE good reason to have big boobs...when you take a dive over your bicycle handlebars, big boobs act as portable air bags. I know this is the only reason I did not have a scratch on my face, because my face could not get that close to the ground, even at high velocity with abrupt stoppage. Now mind you every other limb has several scrapes, and my left boob is almost a solid bruise colored dark purple & blue...I tried to get a pic of the boob, but then realized this might, just might be a little "TMI"...so I stuck with a safe pic of the leg.

I ask you again...if put in the same situation...Could Your Boob Do The Same?

"Does a bear sh*t in your yard?"

A: Yes! This weekend I learned - finally - not to roll the trash bin out the night before trash day. 'woke up Friday morning to heavy fog and trash shredded all over the lawn - 2nd time in 6 weeks. (George Bush: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'm not putting the trash out until Friday morning.') On Sat, neighbor confirmed he had seen mama bear and 2 cubs picnicing at midnight

under the pine tree in our front yard. I actually had to shovel bear sh*t before mowing! (Hello - this is why I don't have a dog!) This followed the 6 a.m. Friday morning job of picking up trash and sweeping something that looked like flour* off the driveway and parts of the lawn. (*See previous blog entry below...perhaps)

Ribhard and Valencia's spouse deep fry chicken, onion rings, and wings

 This was some production last sunday.  Rob brought the cooker attachment from his grill and hooked it up to our propane tank. He also brought about 50 lbs of chicken and wings, seasoned, flourered  and all  ready to deep fry.  I bought a FryDaddy to do the onion rings. Plou made us cook outside after we did deep fried onion rings in the house the week before.  We had a great meal with all the sides. We kinda make this a sunday get together....lots of food...lots of beer!

Just when you think you have seen it all.........