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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Pop Quiz

Please use a #2 pencil, and no cheating.

1. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?

3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

4. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

5. What color does a smurf turn if you choke him??

1 comment:

Ribhard said...

people pay money for anything...and hey its only a quarter anyway


if you had your name in the paper on page one you are forever considered assinated instead of murdered

jimmy didnt crack corn so nobody cares


who cares about the professor..how bout dat ginger?????

smurfs turn white