What to do?

Heard through the grapevine that a certain someone who checks this website from time to time may know a "little" bit about Durango CO. My husband's family is gathering there Aug 5-10 and I am searching for fun things to do. Drop me a line if anyone in here has some suggestions....

I learnt that someone left this at our house.........

wondering where this came from..and who it belongs to........found on the kitchen counter in florida..any takers?

I learnt to read the fine print

so we are checking our favorite coffee....eight oclock....and it looks like the 100% columbian and the regular is the same price...$4.38 what a deal...then you look closer and the columbian is 11 oz. the regular is 12 oz......tricky huh?

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If you pull up to the drive thru window at MacDonald's in Wildwood, Florida and order a fish burger..they are a little confused as to what you want...and question you in a condescending voice : do you mean the "fillet OH! fish"? Seldom have I detected such a superior attitude from a do-you-want-fries-with-that worker bee.

Bill Maher Article....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-stop-saying-sex_b_478545.html

"Not" found on itunes

I find myself.........

I learnt no mo "Hey Song" at NFL evetns..........

I learnt the NFL banned this song.......for those not up on their '70s glam rockers:

Gary Glitter's instrumental portion (Part 2) attracted most of the attention; it hit #7 on the Billboard Hot 100 back in 1972.........in the years since, Part 2 of the song has often been played at various sporting events particularly when the home teams scores (or wins).

The nickname "The Hey Song" refers to fact that the only intelligible word in Part 2 is the exclamation of "hey," punctuating the end of several instrumental phrases and repeated three times at the song's chorus. At sporting events, fans often insert their own "hey," or sometimes other chanted syllables

Gary Glitter's life took a turn for the worse since he gave us "Rock and Roll, Part II," He's served three years in prison in Vietnam after being convicted in March of 2006 of child molestation. A 1999 conviction on possession of child pornography in Britain got him two months in jail there....so you probably don't see much of him on the oldy goldy concert circuits any more.

I learnt that if you have $16.95.........

you can buy a vegetable cutter at Ace Hardware that will enable you to slice a potato ......producing "french fries" that are the exact same size...which will enable you to bake them in the over...and they all will get done at the same time because they are the same size...and you can eat a garden veggie burger on wheat bread with mustard, onion, and relish.... and it tastes just like a regualr burger with oil fried french fries..almost