Drunk Monkey

If you leave town for a week, it's a good idea to clean your fridge first of any perishable food items, leaving, perhaps, little more than a cheap box of wine. (...so that, when you return, you don't have to make an emergency stop at the local walmart - see previous blogs) I learned, however, that, if your children have the key to your apartment, you may come home to find that your fridge contains both that cheap box of wine AND a talking gorilla head.