Sounded good at the time....

I learnt this past weekend that if your wife is away for the weekend and if you find yourself at a pool party, after leaving a previous pool party - both of which followed a golf tournament - which means you "might" have had your first beer a little bit early in the day (and why stop a good thing right?) - that when your at said (2nd pool party) and your wife is trying to get a hold of you but your phone is in your shorts (and while you are in fact wearing shorts, just not the ones with your phone in them because crackberry's aren't water proof) - and if you find that at one point most of the men are outside, and a bunch of girls are inside sitting in the living room that maybe it's "not" a good idea to ask the girls to gather around and pose for a camera-phone picture that you send to your wife with the heading of "Another boring Saturday night" and then put your phone back in your shorts that are on the chair and ask "Ok, whose serve is it?" before jumping back into the pool to continue playing some pool volleyball. I learnt however that if you do precisely that, that you may wake up Sunday morning with some 'splainin' to do'...