1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
throat. presto! the blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus
reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape...
8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
this is good advice....I remember when I first met Polvo..........
What about those that don't seem normal when you first meet them?
Thanks for #4 - just threw away my blood pressure medication - trying a little of that blood letting...FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I'M FR
Speaking of Normal.....I detoured one time back in the '70's on a road trip from Chicago to St. Louis just to go to Normal, IL and see the very first Steak and Shake restuarant / drive-in.
first time I went to a steak n shake was around 3 in the morning... or at least I think that's where we went...
yea they were always good for the 24/7 service..........like these taco places in COS.
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