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I learnt that if you go to sleep with sweatpants on......and get up half awake at 3:00 AM........and walk into the dark guest bathroom (cause you don't want to use the closest bathroom and wake up your sleeping spouse)....... to pee in the middle of the night..and the bathroom door has this funky 'wave shaped' door lever handle that snags your back pocket as you go by...you will think some mean spirited ghost, night animal, space being, asshole from the past like back 9th grade jr. high, or wild ass monster has jumped out and grabbed you..and you will .....jump rather quickly and hit the wall and the towel holder hard as a bitch...just before you piss your pants and scream like a teenage girl. I'm jest sayin'
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I'm still giggling!
Yeah, that's the funniest shit ever.
EVER.
.....if it's true.
do you think ribhard would make shit up? If he did, he probably would have put it on ' the retellin' blog.. i'm just sayin
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