If you're walking to your car in the morning to go to work, and you walk through (or into) a spider web.. I learned that..
1. Your neighbor who is staring at you while you frantically pull the web off of you cannot actually see the web from his vantage point... and while you're not really obligated to explain why your fighting with an invisible super hero (my explanation), you might want to in order to head off any neighborhood gossip.
and...
2. If you notice that while driving to work that you still had traces of said 'web' in your hair .. that you'll likely spend the rest of the day feeling spiders crawling on you.
For some of you, after reading this - you might also start to feel the same thing right now - and for that I'm sorry, but it could actually be a spider so it wouldn't hurt to check?
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spiders are grody to the max.
But I think several of Polvo's neighbors have seen him do that arm wave jerky movement in his yard, on his way to work, and at the grocery store, getting the mail, and while sunning in the back yard.................
On the flip side, if you have a pretty severe case of the twitches, or you really do think (valid or not) that you're being attacked by invisible super heroes - you could always just blame it on spider webs.
And truthfully, had Jay employed the aforementioned technique - I could assure you people would leave him alone and not shoot at him - that or if they did, it's more likely they couldn't get a steady bead on him through their scope. So when you hear gun fire do the "spider web" dance.
In addition, if you did the same type of motion at the check out counter at the Winn Dixie - maybe they'd go ahead and give you that $2 off your bottle of yellow tail? no questions asked.
Just some things to consider you know...
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