To Summarize?

If you ever find yourself, with a mullet, riding a bicycle, humming Johnny Cash lyrics, at 1:30 AM, in Gulfport, looking for some cheap tail (because your flight got in late of course) and you happen to hear automatic gun fire (which is not un-likely given the aforementioned components), then it would be wise to carry your grocery-store-issued discount card, and by doing so you would be able to save $2 on said tail, had, of course, you gotten there a couple hours earlier?