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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Yeah but....


In "These here parts" there are a lot of blood-sucking mosquitoes. So we recently got this new *Off* "Clean Feel" brand bug repellant. Now, while I cannot dispute the fact that it "feels" clean, it does unfortunately smell like horse shit. So I've determined that you can get one (1) of the following, but not all, when it comes to bug spray:

1. "Feels" clean but smells "nasty" - or - 2. "Feels" nasty but "smells" great
So I must conclude if you want to "smell" good, and "feel" clean, then you're likely to still get bit.

1 comment:

Ribhard said...

I use a brand called "cutter" down in the flat lands...it works for mosquitoes and no-see-ums too.....but I am thinking that plain horse shit would work ...I have never seen a mosquitoe on a meadow muffin.