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Thursday, December 6, 2007

Avoiding an early death....


According to the National Weather Service it is recommended to stay off the toilet during severe thunderstorms. If lightning hits within even 60 feet of your house, it can not only jump through phone and electrical lines but also run through plumbing.

However don’t worry about the aforementioned possibility because Purdue scientist discovered that constant worrying shortens your life span by 16 years.

And whatever you do, if you can’t find a toilet, don’t pee in the ocean. Sharks are attracted to bodily fluids.

2 comments:

Ribhard said...

This gives me something to think about....while I am sitting on the toilet with my laptop.

Polvo'd said...

sometimes, I suppose, learning new things is not always a good thing.