Saturday, December 22, 2007
Sunday morning...go for a ride
I learned today, that if you get up and walk across the parking lot to the marina for a st. pete times sunday paper and the st. pete time's newspaper box vending machine is empty.....and you then head on down the street still on foot and in your slippers to the corner of 49th street and 29th avenue...and that newspaper box is empty too ....and you walk back home empty handed and dejected and then get in the car and drive to the Winn-Dixie to buy a st. pete times sunday paper...and all they have is the saturday paper...and you get so irritated at this point that you drive over to the mcdonald and see a vending machine with st. pete times newspapers in it.....and you put your 4 quarters in (twice) and the machine will not open...and you finally say what the hell and move over to a Tampa Tribune vending machine...and buy one...and come home to sit down and read the paper and notice it is the saturday edition...and you say !@$%^&*&^%$*&^%! why can't I get a sunday paper....and my wife says to me "cause it's Saturday, dumbass"
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try again tomorrow.
Oh Vic. That is one sad story~
very good abbzug! dang, we posted at the same time. spooky.
Ironically I went for a walk to our local newspaper dispensing maching this morning in search of a Sunday "Flower Mound Times" and all they had were Sunday editions of the St. Pete Times.
I truly hope that much of this story is fictional.
Both for Vic's own personal safety and that of those around him.
Good idea, Abbzug!
(For some reason, the last sentence of this blog had disappeared - much like a Sunday paper - and Vic just finished/fixed it.)
Of course this is a madeup story valencia....I mean come on is anyone that stupid?.........part two of this fictional story
is .....lets say the same guy misplaced my ...I mean his......cell phone...his case manager called the cell number so he could listen for the ringing and locate the missing phone. The ringing sounded very very close by......in fact it turned out the phone was in his pants pocket. (Just so you know this guy isn't completely whacky....he had on cargo pants and the cell phone was actually in a flap pocket way down on the leg...the guy did have sense enough to check his regular pockets.........This will conclude the trials and tribulations of stupid man for December 22, 2007.
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