Night time entertainment in the Village

Really cool compilation

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28192685/

Whoa Nelly!

This one of Ribherds inventions?

[Swipe Card]
Enter pin number
[credit]
Enter pin number
[enter]
[enter pin]
[cancel]
Please swipe card
[enter pin]
[clear]
Process as credit or debit?
[credit]
[press yes to proceed]
[processing transaction]
[is amount correct?]
[yes]
[please wait for cashier]
Waiting...
[processing transaction]
[sign pen pad]
[yes]
[accept]
[take your receipt]
[thank you]

I was thinking they should add a few more f'ing steps to process a simple credit card transaction. However I do kinda like the guessing game... when it says Enter pin number do you hit "clear" or "Cancel" some places you hit clear and some places you hit cancel, but some places if you hit 'cancel' it cancels your transaction all together. I had one guy at a sporting goods store tell me I needed to hit credit, then yes twice, then credit again, then yes...."Whatever you say buddy"

The ship was the pride of the American side.........

When supper time came the old cook came on deck

Saying fellows it's too rough to feed ya

At 7PM a main hatchway caved in

He said fellas it's been good to know ya.

If you ever have 10 minutes to kill................

go to Google Images and type in "urinals"..........strange visions indeed.

If you could do one thing in all 50 states.......

If you could do one thing in all 50 states,what would it be?

For Mike Walsh, the answer was simple: bowl. Propelled by a curiosity to see America through a common, if beer-framed, lens, he quits his job and sets out to meet the people who populate the country’s bowling alleys. His adventure becomes much more than a simple bowling trip as he veers beyond the game’s ten frames and into the heart of America. The resulting book, BOWLING ACROSS AMERICA: 50 States in Rented Shoes, is in bookstores now.

So you want to dry your hands?

I saw one of these in an airport bathroom. It is like the greatest hand drier I have ever seen. It blows like a jet engine! Is America Great or what?

So you get a new camera..........

and the first thing you need to figure out is how to turn it off.

Ear me now..........ear me later.

I have found that you cannot properly clean your ears with a regular washcloth. You have to use one that is a minimum of 5 years old and has been washed at least 300 times. You want an almost threadbare white one so you can wrap your finger in it when you swab out your ear flap. Upon visual inspection of said cloth, the white one will indicate if you are accomplishing your mission. If you use a regular washcloth, it is too thick and fluffy and will not get in the ear correctly...causing skin flakes and soap residue to gather in the cup valley of the ear. I remember when I use to travel in the 70's the Hotel 8 chain had perfect washcloths for this function. I would sometimes take one with me on my travels. (Always leaving an extra 25 or 35 cents on the dresser to cover the hotel's replacement cost.)

I have thought about this for a while and just recently brought a couple of very very old cloths from my Florida collection to Colorado for daily use.

I am pretty sure this is the best gift ever

I mean come on.....Does it get any better than this:

Pet Cam
Get a pet's eye view of the world, like National Geographic scientists do with our Crittercam, featured in PBS's Wild Chronicles. This ultra-compact and extremely durable digital camera clips onto your pet's collar, just like an ID tag. Water-resistant ABS housing keeps it secure while your pet roams, giving you the chance to see what the world looks through their eyes. The internal memory stores many photos and the timer can be set to take a shot every 1, 5, or 15 minutes. Includes a USB charger, USB cable, lithium-ion battery.
2"W x 2.2"H x 1.3"D; 4 oz.

One Half Inch

Today I learnt a definitive sign that the economy is in the carper....TP takes a short cut.

Race is canceled

what goes up....must come down

Gas getting close to where it should be all the time.