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Sunday, July 26, 2009

pork rinds vs msg



I was talking to boan about MSG...and so I am looking at stuff in my food...and as I was eating pork rinds out in front of Publix tonight...I checked the list..." pork rinds and salt" were then only ingredients in the bag............I feel better already.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Pop Quiz

Please use a #2 pencil, and no cheating.

1. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?

3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

4. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

5. What color does a smurf turn if you choke him??

Monday, July 20, 2009

Stuck with the Evidence


...yea, so we've been cleaning out the house this summer - motivated by some rat-capades and the growing realization that we now have too much crap in two houses. Anyway, Ribhard has beseeched me not to buy any more bottled glue, glue sticks, or tape products. I do have a tendancy to stock up on some things (see hairclips, writing pens), often underestimating the stock I have at home when distractd by the glitz of a new item on the store shelf. We all know Ribhard to be a patient and mild-mannered soul ("the zen master", as Valencia calls him), so, whenever he beseeches me, I have to figure it's pretty serious. This morning he offered this evidence after cleaning out the laundry room drawers and pantry.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009



you can spend a thousand dollars, have 7 people out to see where a rat is getting in your house...and still be no better off than the day the rats arrived. We have, however, cleaned up about 20 boxes of attic stuff we didn't need and have gotten rid of now...so I guess we are making progress....wish barry was here to help me with home depot runs.....speaking of which...I now am the proud owner of a fine set of knee pads!